I Will Blurb Any Book Within 24 Hours!


Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:

Blake Butler’s Scorch Atlas: “A novel featuring all-new scenes, Scorch Atlas is literature” – Mickey Hess

Tao Lin’s Bed: “Tao Lin emerges as a melancholic ghost in a cheerful century. What? In the here and now, Bed is a contrast between chaos and disillusionment, between disenchantment and the desire to imagine heaven” – Mickey Hess

Joe Meno’s Demons in the Spring: “This book is crammed with descriptions. As interesting as sex, it promises engrossing adventures and much, much more. Mulling it over in living quarters, humans have often quoted directly from the writings. Meno presents the entertaining, paperbound ideas humans deserve” – Mickey Hess

Hillary Frank’s I Can’t Tell You: “Humans have dedicated themselves to creating novels. Hillary Frank is one of these human novelists” – Mickey Hess

Jason Jordan’s Powering the Devil’s Circus: “A personal account, this shattering memoir shocked the world and returned to the United States. Jason Jordan is a charismatic maniac, an unflinching older brother who relates a universal tale about pulse-pounding, intriguing events” – Mickey Hess

Wred Fright’s The Pornographic, Flabbergasted Emus: “Brilliantly, it is possible to watch the book in the process of revising itself to death” – Mickey Hess

There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at [email protected] and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!

Mickey Hess is the author of Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory (Garrett County Press, 2008) and a new novel called The Nostalgia Echo that nobody seems to want to publish. Big Wheel was featured as “Critic’s Choice” in The Chicago Reader, described as “thoroughly humorous” by The Cleveland Plain-Dealer, and mentioned online at The New Yorker, Poets & Writers, and USA Today. Mickey's stories and essays have been published in Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans: Best of McSweeney’s Humor Category (Knopf, 2005), and such journals as The Literary Review, Hawaii Review, Fringe Fiction, Ninth Letter, Punk Planet, Fourteen Hills, Pear Noir, The Foundling Review, Opium Magazine, and Annalemma. Mickey is an Associate Professor of English at Rider University, and is also the author of three books about hip hop from Greenwood Press. More from this author →