Ted Wilson’s 150th Review of the World
Next week The Rumpus will be publishing my 150th Ted Wilson Reviews the World! To celebrate, I’ve decided to allow you, the readers, to decide what I review next.
Please cast your vote for any of the following in the comments section. (If you would like me to review something not listed here, suggestions are allowed but no guarantees will be made.) All votes must be cast by Sunday, September 2nd at 12 noon EST.
1. Progeria
2. The Holocaust
3. Isaac Fitzgerald
4. Tapeworms
5. A Kevin Smith Movie


August 28th, 2012 at 11:17 am
5. No contest.
August 28th, 2012 at 11:18 am
Can I vote for “not me,” but also “none of the other ones”?
August 28th, 2012 at 11:19 am
I came here to suggest Hitler, and obviously #2 is closest to that, but now I can’t decide between #s 1, 2, and 5. I don’t even know why I’m commenting.
August 28th, 2012 at 11:30 am
It’s a close one between Isaac and Tapeworms!
August 28th, 2012 at 11:54 am
I’d like to suggest a compare/contrast review of Isaac Fitzgerald and Isaac the Hurricane.
August 28th, 2012 at 12:34 pm
Isaac Fitzgerald with a tapeworm infection?
August 28th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Isaac!
August 28th, 2012 at 1:15 pm
I second the Isaac/Isaac suggestion
August 28th, 2012 at 2:10 pm
I vote Kevin Smith movie, but mainly because a TW review would be the first redeeming thing ever related to a Kevin Smith movie.
August 28th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Kevin Smith for the win, Holocaust a week later as runner up.
August 28th, 2012 at 5:23 pm
I don’t know if I’m allowed to vote or not, but I’ll vote for Progeria.
August 28th, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Isaac watching a Kevin Smith movie, but with tapeworms being the thing you say you’ll review next week.