It’s day four of me filling in for Dan, and I’m starting to think he may have died.
This man can probably help me with my future, provided it doesn’t involve being able to wear a hat. After all, without Dan, who will lead me through life?
I’ve looked everywhere for Dan, even here. No luck.
International philanderer Mark Sanford says living alone is hard. He’s obviously not talking about living without Dan, because there are no words for that.
I thought this man might be Dan, but he’s not. He’s not even a guy I wish was Dan.
Even Google can’t find the right Dan. If Dan is dead I don’t know what I’ll do.
