Morning, everyone. Let’s get our geek on.

Get out your checkbook, members of the nerdcore. You can buy Gene Roddenberry’s Mac 128 computer, given to him by Apple.

Erik Loomis wonders why Henry Ford is so revered when he was such a piece of crap as a human being.

Kevin Cyr is making what every stylish homeless person will be eyeballing as a new home.

Michael Jackson is worth nearly three times as much as God.

Usually I try to rename the stories I link to, but in this case, I can’t beat it: Jesus is the Derek Jeter of Christianity.

And finally, I wonder why this guy didn’t just use his Jedi mind trick to keep from getting tossed from the grocery store?