I think that’s a female grizzly, Doug. I heard somewhere that you’re supposed to expose your genitals so that she knows you’re a dominant male. I don’t know where I heard it, I just heard it, okay? I don’t care if the cubs are behind us, in front of us, or if you’re juggling them—just get your dick out and start acting real macho.
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