So I figured why pay for a pure breed when there’s a ton of rescue pit bulls out there already, you know? Just gotta make sure to wrestle with him on a regular basis to display dominance. And always, always make eye contact. If these dogs don’t respect you as a worthy foe, they’re just gonna piss all over everything and chew up your cds.
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