Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #25

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So I figured why pay for a pure breed when there’s a ton of rescue pit bulls out there already, you know? Just gotta make sure to wrestle with him on a regular basis to display dominance. And always, always make eye contact. If these dogs don’t respect you as a worthy foe, they’re just gonna piss all over everything and chew up your cds.

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Kyle Kinane has been performing in bars in cities in nations for ten years. He was called "bleak and misanthropic" by the London Evening Standard, which may or may not be a compliment. He is a comedian. More from this author →