Have fun on the bus to Fargo, Doug. I just won a coin toss with some guitar player and now I’ve got a seat on a plane. Who? The guy who sang “La Bamba?” And Buddy Holly? Really, Doug? Who else was on this bullshit plane crash of yours—Bigfoot and Snow White? What? “American Pie” is obviously a song about drinking and driving. Why don’t you use your bus ride to brush up on your music history, buddy.