Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #29


Have fun on the bus to Fargo, Doug. I just won a coin toss with some guitar player and now I’ve got a seat on a plane. Who? The guy who sang “La Bamba?” And Buddy Holly? Really, Doug? Who else was on this bullshit plane crash of yours—Bigfoot and Snow White? What? “American Pie” is obviously a song about drinking and driving. Why don’t you use your bus ride to brush up on your music history, buddy.


Kyle Kinane has been performing in bars in cities in nations for ten years. He was called "bleak and misanthropic" by the London Evening Standard, which may or may not be a compliment. He is a comedian. More from this author →