Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #31


That’s the problem with undercover cops, Doug. They’re still cops, you know? They’ve still got all those rules to follow. It’s too limiting to do any good. But if I go in there all bounty hunter style, on top of my mastery of disguise—no, you don’t understand, Doug! Oh, just shut the fuck up and give me the fake moustache already.


Kyle Kinane has been performing in bars in cities in nations for ten years. He was called "bleak and misanthropic" by the London Evening Standard, which may or may not be a compliment. He is a comedian. More from this author →