Kyle Kinane’s I’m Dead and It’s All My Fault #40


This is what I’m talking about—if I have to explain why a homemade zip line is the best idea ever, I’m just wasting my time with you, Doug. You just keep on walking all the way to the mail box every day. I’ll be busy doing some kind of awesome shit with all this time I’m gonna save.


Kyle Kinane has been performing in bars in cities in nations for ten years. He was called "bleak and misanthropic" by the London Evening Standard, which may or may not be a compliment. He is a comedian. More from this author →