This week we kick off a new blog where Brooklyn-based singer/writer Alina Simone teaches us how to use the Internet for its penultimate purpose: chatting with random men.
Beginning with Emre…
12:24 pm Emre
hello
12:25 pm Me
Hi Emre!
12:26 pm Emre
how are you alina yes
12:28 pm Me
I’m doing pretty good, Emre. Ok. I had a mild nervous breakdown last week. Spent a lot of time crying in hotel rooms, re-evaluating everything. And you?
12:30 pm Emre
I very much want to see you my msn address Do you see open windows alina
12:30 pm Me
Hm? I don’t quite understand.
12:30 pm Emre
you msn adress? Alina
12:31 pm Me
what is an msn address?
12:31 pm Emre
you too see
12:31 pm Me
I don’t think I have an msn address!
12:33 pm Emre
ok Add me to your msn address
12:34 pm Me
Emre! You are confusing me!
12:35 pm Emre
I expect you to msn
2 responses
“…how to use the Internet for its penultimate purpose: chatting with random men.”
Its second-to-last purpose?
I was reading Alina Simone’s Chats With Random Men on her blog before it was cool. No but seriously, I love these conversations and it’s great to see them reproduced here. I don’t know how all these colourful individuals manage to track her down, but I hope they continue to find and harass her.
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