Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Mykle Hansen’s HELP! A Bear is Eating Me!: “It is one thing for young people to see rappers, but it is another thing to see a bear. Mykle Hansen has quite literally written this book.” – Mickey Hess
Ben Tanzer’s 99 Problems – Essays about Running and Writing: “Ben Tanzer fans know that he took to writing novels in the hope that he could outrun death. From a runner’s perspective this may seem extraordinarily strange, but it turns out that Tanzer is staying in shape reading his thoughts aloud in bookstores that stock copies of other novels he wrote before. If you don’t run and never intend to do it, Ben Tanzer’s 99 Problems – Essays about Running and Writing delivers a sophisticated juxtaposition in reverse, a fascinating and exhilarating literary marathon. I have not read any of Tanzer’s book, but this may change soon.” – Mickey Hess
Brandon Scott Gorrell’s During My Nervous Breakdown I want to have a Biographer Present: “Brandon Scott Gorrell, a director of an advertising agency, captures the girl he loves. His book is a literary novel.” – Mickey Hess
Sean Carswell’s Train Wreck Girl: “Sean Carswell is an exotic monster who quickly masters storytelling and grows into a rich young man.” – Mickey Hess
Kathleen Rooney’s For You, For You I am Trilling These Songs: “This book offers a firsthand account of the Brazilian experience. It quickly emerges as something more, however. Something well-researched and fascinating. Kathleen Rooney, a vibrant and stunning author, delivers a more insightful and thoughtful book than Larry Rohter. Take that, Larry Rohter.” – Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at [email protected] and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!
