Micky Hess has promised to blurb any book within 24 hours, and he is making good on that promise. Here is what writers are saying about Mickey, and the blurbs he has given them:
“Thanks, I think…” – Buzz Poole
“At first I wasn’t so sure, but by the end of your blurb, it had opened up a whole new understanding of my book.” — Shya Scanlon
“You’re funny. i support this project.” – Shane Jones
“Although I had intended [my book] to be non-fiction, you saw through the sham and corrected me. Rightly so.” – Andrew Shaffer
“I love, love, love your ‘blurbs’ — I laughed out loud, seriously. You are a wonderful writer. I don’t know what’s wrong with these morons [who won’t publish you]…” – Chandler Smith (Mickey’s agent)
Update: ” My last book was blurbed by Jackie Collins and Lisa Rinna. You will be a great followup
for that!” — Josie Brown




2 responses
Now that’s an agent. Ha ha ha!
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