Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Sean Carswell’s Barney’s Crew: “There aren’t enough people on the planet. We need someone. Wait. Sean Carswell is here. Sean Carswell is a juggling human being and a writer. He is one of the lucid few, a keen and tricky Superman here to raise the old wonderful things that are brave and literate. Carswell riffs on post-modern matters, politics, and a monstrous job. Who can write wonderful things? Sean Carswell, the juggling human.” – Mickey Hess
Hillary Frank’s Better Than Running at Night: “Human being and bestselling author Hillary Frank inspires endless thoughts well into old age. Better than Running at Night is a riveting, revolutionary book, a collection of lives transformed and thoughts rejuvenated. In Chicago, Frank has read entire sections aloud. The most important breakthrough in four centuries, this book’s fascinating vividness has cured stroke patients and raised IQs. Phantom scientists triumph! Frank explains emotional experimentation with such lucid grace that she rewired all human beings who read this book. Look at the book. Read it. Pass the book on to someone adaptable. Change the structure and function of our brains.” – Mickey Hess
James Franco’s purported novel: “James Franco, why do you always write about redemption?” – Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at [email protected] and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!
