Introducing Crud Wizard

“My favorite band is Iron Maiden and I hate Reagan, and hippies, and Jesus.”

Via Westword, I came across Crud Wizard, a nine year-old’s metal blog.

His dad is helping him, and that’s pretty obvious, but his voice still comes through loud and clear. For example, his review of Don’t Break the Oath by Mercyful Fate kicks some serious ass.

“The music is plainly metal, played well to make it sound much more complicated than it is. Sometimes it makes me picture someone doing a pole vault, and sometimes it makes me think of ninjas. The cover art, I’m guessing, is somebody hell-related like Satan pointing and saying “Don’t break the oath or I will eat you, weakling.” If you do not own this album you’re totally missing out on some awesome music.”

Actually, all of his reviews kick ass.

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Seth Fischer’s writing has twice been listed as notable in The Best American Essays and has been nominated for The Pushcart Prize by several publications, including Guernica. He was the founding Sunday editor at The Rumpus and is the current nonfiction editor at The Nervous Breakdown. He is a Dornsife PhD Fellow at USC and been awarded fellowships and residencies by Ucross, Lambda Literary, Jentel, Ragdale, and elsewhere, and he teaches at the UCLA-Extension Writer’s Program and Antioch University, where he received his MFA.

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