Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
Shane Jones’ A Cake Appeared: “The old masterpieces are dull. Shane Jones, a controversial fellow with a rock ‘n’ roll haircut, is quite the verbal star. As a general rule, this male author brings new life to the canon. His avant-garde literary undergarments instantly transform readers and rough up your expectations.” – Mickey Hess
Matty Byloos’ Don’t Smell the Floss: “Matty Byloos escapes the use of words and characters to make a novel come vibrantly alive. How? Through almost obscene means.” — Mickey Hess
R.Lynn’s The Descendants Saga: “R. Lynn is turning novel writing into a sweaty, perfunctory dream. Storytelling here is undiluted and surprisingly, refreshingly indelible. The book features character, detail, and setting, sure, but the bottom line is the onstage guitar riffs.” – Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at [email protected] and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!
