DANCING WITH THE STARS
★★★★★ (4 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing Dancing with the Stars.
If you’ve ever turned on your television and seen vaguely familiar-looking people dancing on a stage, you were probably watching the hit TV show, Dancing with the Stars. The stars it refers to include the likes of Gilles Marini, Shandi Finnessey, Helio Castroneves, Shawn Johnson, Kenny Mayne, Tom Delay, and so many more. It’s got everyone! It was the getting to see celebrities on TV that drew me in initially, but it was the amateur dancing that kept me coming back for more.
My hope is to one day be famous enough to be a contestant. Until that happens, I’ll have to dance along with the stars from my couch, which is something I do each week. Dancing while sitting down is safe and easy. Not as easy as it could be though. And you do run the risk of falling asleep while you’re dancing, but it’s sort of perfect if you tire easily.
I’ve learned some sweet moves from a number of stars including that lady I think I saw somewhere before, and that guy my nephew says he might have seen on the news. Being an equal to such accomplished people has really inspired me and increased my self confidence. I would recommend Dancing with the Stars for anyone who hates his or her self.
The outfits they wear on this otherwise flawless show are my only complaint. Imagine the prettiest, classiest outfits mankind has ever made. And then double that amount of beauty. If it sounds too good to be true, it is. Because it’s television, all you get to do it look. There’s no touching or wearing of the outfits. At least not until I fulfill my dream of who dancing my way towards prizes while the world watches!
Please join me next week when I’ll be reviewing dust.
