EEE or Everyone Else Enjoys it

The simple fact that you are no longer an adolescent, shouldn’t mean that you are obliged to forgo the thrill of the sext. Thanks to Eva Wiseman, the techo-sexual generational gap has been bridged with her newly forged dictionary of grown-up sexting acronyms.

–>Ov8n

Come home, I’m ovulating

IIYX

imagine I’m your ex-wife

Calpol

I’ve drugged the kids

XIRFNF

sexual favours in return for night feed

MRP

MasterChef role play

TBITBV

that bit in the Beyoncé video

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To see all the sexting acronyms follow this link.


 

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Aimee Burnett lives in Toronto where there is more brick than stucco, and more plains than hills. She is a design/editorial intern at McSweeney’s and The Rumpus whilst summering in SF.

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