EEE or Everyone Else Enjoys it


The simple fact that you are no longer an adolescent, shouldn’t mean that you are obliged to forgo the thrill of the sext. Thanks to Eva Wiseman, the techo-sexual generational gap has been bridged with her newly forged dictionary of grown-up sexting acronyms.


Come home, I’m ovulating


imagine I’m your ex-wife


I’ve drugged the kids


sexual favours in return for night feed


MasterChef role play


that bit in the Beyoncé video


To see all the sexting acronyms follow this link.


Aimee Burnett lives in Toronto where there is more brick than stucco, and more plains than hills. She is a design/editorial intern at McSweeney’s and The Rumpus whilst summering in SF. More from this author →