Jazz musician Pete Levin has provided a quick and easy way to verbally shatter any foe with Ye Olde Official Shakespearean Insult Kit.
Users are given four fields – an introductory phrase field and three adjective fields – with which they can weld a sentence long verbal dagger. Your foe might not understand the insult, but it is something to laugh about with your high school English teacher.
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