Ward Off Your Enemies With Shakespearean Verve


Jazz musician Pete Levin has provided a quick and easy way to verbally shatter any foe with Ye Olde Official Shakespearean Insult Kit.

Users are given four fields – an introductory phrase field and three adjective fields – with which they can weld a sentence long verbal dagger. Your foe might not understand the insult, but it is something to laugh about with your high school English teacher.

Jack Taylor is a Rumpus Intern, gangly fellow, and Steal the Bacon enthusiast. More from this author →