Bigfoot Is Real!


The director of genetic-testing lab DNA Diagnostics claims to have sequenced the DNA of a Bigfoot-type creature from a population that arose when “male, non-human primates mated with early human females.”

One of the genetic samples used in the sequencing process was obtained by “picking hairs off a blueberry bagel left in a back yard” belonging to a woman who “reports being regularly visited by Sasquatches at her home in rural Michigan.”

Laugh if you must, but Jane Goodall, for one, wants to believe.

Lauren O'Neal is an MFA student at San Francisco State University. Her writing has appeared in publications like Slate, The New Inquiry, and The Hairpin. You can follow her on Twitter at @laureneoneal. More from this author →