THIS MAZE
★★★★★ (1 out of 5)
Hello, and welcome to my week-by-week review of everything in the world. Today I am reviewing this maze.
This maze is one of the worst. From the maze’s perspective I guess it’s one of the best because it’s so hard to solve. But since I’m the reviewer, it’s my opinion that counts – not the maze’s.
The rest of the mazes in this book are perfectly fine. Some bring a mild sense of satisfaction while others leave me apathetic, but none brought such a feeling of anger and frustration as this one.
I saw on the news recently that Facebook.com ran a psychological experiment on its customers. I wonder if the makers of this maze book are doing the same thing. I searched through the indicia looking for a number for their complaint department but couldn’t find it. I was also unable to find any listing in the phonebook for a Bureau of Maze Affairs or any such agency.
I should have known better than to try and solve a maze in the shape of a dinosaur. This one is a triceratops I think. One of the scariest. I have an inherent fear of dinosaurs ever since I watched Jurassic Park III. On some level I may be too frightened by the dinosaur to think clearly enough to solved the maze inside it. It’s hard to solve a maze when all you can think about is being eaten while on an adventure with William H. Macy.
If this maze were made out of corn, several people would have died trying to find their way out. Then there would be a lawsuit from the victims’ families. Some people say doing a maze backwards is the best way to solve it. I tried that too. At this point this maze is so full of lines it’s hard to tell which are mine and which are the maze’s. It’s a jumbled mess. I should have used a pencil. That’s my mistake.
Please join me next week. I don’t know what I’ll be reviewing but it definitely won’t be this stupid maze again.
