Why do killer whales (or, like, anyone) go through menopause?
Ancient shark was doomed because it loved to eat tiny whales. Same dude.
In non-whale news: Maybe Mexico should just buy Twitter.
BACK TO THE SEA: hey look at this ruby sea dragon!
Spend your weekend pouring through Hidden Hyrdrology.
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