I regret drinking that fourth cocktail, said no one ever. I regret discussing my reproductive choices after consuming said cocktails, said everyone ever.
Ali Solomon is a cartoonist and teacher from Queens, NY. Her work has appeared in the New Yorker, Washington Post, The Believer, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and WIRED, among other places. Her first book, I Am "Why Do I Need Venmo" Years Old is being published by Running Press (Hachette) in July 2021. Find more of her work at www.ali-solomon.com or on Instagram at @AliSolomain.