Funny Women: Ways* to Get Reproductive Rights

Ways* to get reproductive rights, other than through SCOTUS
Go to Rome, toss a coin in the Trevi Fountain, and wish for your reproductive rights.
Next time you blow out birthday candles, think about your reproductive rights.
Do a Harry Potter spell to conjure your reproductive rights.
Manifest by saying "I have reproductive rights" out loud every day while looking in the mirror.
Click your heels together three times and say "there's no rights like reproductive rights" and you'll have them.
Put reproductive rights on your vision board.
Wear perfume every day. It's less about you getting rights, and more about them being attracted to you.
Stay up all night, every night, until you see a shooting star. Close your eyes and imagine your rights. You're so close!
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Susanna Goldfinger is a writer, illustrator, and cartoonist based in New York City. You can follow her at instagram.com/first_and_york.

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