My name isn't actually literally Bitchy Jones, obviously. Actually. Obviously. I am dominant. Sexually dominant. I like to be the boss in bed. (But I do not do dominatrixing for money. I would starve to death!)
When I am not doing handicrafts or writing about doing handicrafts I like to spend my time looking for men I can hit with stuff and have them like it.
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