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Brian Schwartz

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Brian Schwartz teaches writing at New York University. His fiction and nonfiction have appeared in print publications on both coasts, and online at Ascent and Mr. Beller's Neighborhood.
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A FAN’S NOTES, THE RUMPUS SPORTS COLUMN #45: Postseason, Hooters

  • Brian Schwartz
  • January 18, 2013
My friend Snake (he specifically requested this pseudonym) is an English professor, a Tennyson scholar, and a rabid New England Patriots fan.
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A FAN’S NOTES, THE RUMPUS SPORTS COLUMN #44: The Immortal Head-butt

  • Brian Schwartz
  • November 2, 2012
What if one of your worst moments as a human being was sculpted into a 16-foot-tall bronze statue and displayed in front of a shopping mall? Or a Parisian art…
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A FAN’S NOTES, THE RUMPUS SPORTS COLUMN #43: Mohawk Mama

  • Brian Schwartz
  • July 5, 2012
Perhaps you’ve seen the photograph of Italian striker Mario Balotelli embracing his mother after scoring two emphatic goals in Italy’s recent 2-1 Euro semifinal victory
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #42: The Miracle

  • Brian Schwartz
  • June 21, 2012
A few weeks ago, I stayed in on a Friday night reading Hannah Arendt’s essay “What is Freedom?”
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #41: Ferlinghetti Super Bowl Preview

  • Brian Schwartz
  • January 31, 2012
Lawrence Ferlinghetti, the iconic poet and co-founder of City Lights bookstore, was just warming up to pro football again when his home team, the San Francisco 49ers, lost this year’s…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #40: Shrinking Paterno

  • Brian Schwartz
  • November 18, 2011
Somehow, though I haven’t watched a single minute of NFL television coverage yet this fall, I have been unable to escape the Coors Light beer commercials featuring shrunken mini-likenesses of…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #39: It Gets Better

  • Brian Schwartz
  • July 20, 2011
In late June, several days before Derek Jeter went yard with his milestone 3,000th hit as a Yankee, something even more incredible happened in the State of New York: the…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #38: Highlight Reel

  • Brian Schwartz
  • June 21, 2011
Dear L., You started walking about a month ago. At first, you could only make it five or six steps before losing your footing—before dropping, a bit violently, into a…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #37: Snake Bite

  • Brian Schwartz
  • June 1, 2011
In the Book of Job, a capricious, punishing God speaks from behind the obscuring protection of a whirlwind.
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #36: Manny Ramirez’s Final Performance

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  • April 21, 2011
The biggest news of this young baseball season is that Manny Ramirez is hanging up his batting gloves and saying goodbye to the Major Leagues. This is sad because Ramirez…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #35: The Monster and Carmelo Anthony

  • Brian Schwartz
  • March 10, 2011
Thanks to the most anticipated trade of this year’s NBA season, Carmelo Anthony (“Melo” for short) has left behind the soothing powder blue uniform of the Denver Nuggets and switched…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #34: From Dallas to Eternity

  • Brian Schwartz
  • January 28, 2011
The Pittsburgh Steelers are headed to the Super Bowl yet again. It’s their third trip to the championship game in six years, despite a season shadowed by controversy. During the…
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