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Brian Schwartz

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Brian Schwartz teaches writing at New York University. His fiction and nonfiction have appeared in print publications on both coasts, and online at Ascent and Mr. Beller's Neighborhood.
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The Known World

  • Brian Schwartz
  • January 11, 2011
Reviewing Sunset Park, I am behaving like a Paul Auster character, imagining a dialogue with a famous author, wondering about the ways fiction and reality overlap…”
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #33: Collapse of the Metrodome

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  • December 21, 2010
I should have known, when the New York Knicks began winning in November, that some sort of rift was opening up in the firewall that keeps our dreams separate from…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #32: The Quarterback Birthright

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  • November 24, 2010
When you hear the word rivalry, do you think of old-fashioned sibling throat-grabbing? Are you reminded, for instance, of the moment in the Book of Genesis when Joseph’s brothers rip…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #31: Ben Roethlisberger and Flannery O’Connor

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  • October 28, 2010
Ben Roethlisberger, the Pittsburgh quarterback disgraced last spring when a 20-year-old college student accused him of sexually assaulting her in a bar, is back on the field after serving a…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #30: The Football Hold

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  • September 3, 2010
Hey Football Fans, Have you been watching a lot of NFL preseason games lately? Or have you, like me, mostly been watching breastfeeding?
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #29: My Elevator Ride With Captain America

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  • August 9, 2010
In July, two nights after my daughter was born, I took the subway home from the hospital in the very early morning and spilled water all over the floor of…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #28: The Toss-Up Talcum Chronicle

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  • July 6, 2010
Much ado about LeBron James, Haruki Murakami, free agency, and home.
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #27: Stars, Stripes, Studded Bras

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  • June 26, 2010
I love what Landon Donovan told CBS News about the goal he scored at the end of the U.S. – Algeria match last Wednesday in the World Cup. “When that…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #26: Women and Children First

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  • June 9, 2010
What follows is an extrapolation, based on my wife’s July due date and the actual match schedule of the 2010 World Cup.
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #25: The Angelic Name

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  • May 28, 2010
In 1994, David Foster Wallace published an essay about the difficult-to-pin-down pleasure of watching great athletes during their most intense moments of competition. The essay, “How Tracy Austin Broke My…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #24: Jenna Jameson’s Father Dials 911

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  • April 28, 2010
The porn star Jenna Jameson, now a 36-year-old mother of 13-month-old twins, was never trained to hit anybody or to defend herself from being hit. Her boyfriend Tito Ortiz, a…
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A FAN’S NOTES, The Rumpus Sports Column #23: Underdog Tattoo

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  • April 9, 2010
One time I was in the checkout line at the grocery store, standing behind a dark-haired woman whose left arm was covered in tattoos. Another shopper—a young man wearing a…
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