Carmen Maria Machado is a graduate of the Iowa Writers' Workshop and the Clarion Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers’ Workshop. She is a fiction writer and essayist whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Strange Horizons, Unstuck, Indiana Review, Five Chapters, Opium Magazine, Best Women's Erotica 2012, The Paris Review Daily, The Hairpin, Los Angeles Review of Books, and The Rumpus. She can be found at http://carmenmariamachado.com or on Twitter: @carmenmmachado.
Probably you will not get rabies if your dog licks your face, and you remember afterwards that the previous morning he may or may not have bitten a shrew.
I always make my students read Andrew Grace’s “Y,” and they always hate it at first. Because undergrads are undergrads and are hung over approximately one hundred percent of Monday…