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Celeste Ballard

Celeste Ballard is a New York based comedy writer. She is the head writer at Above Average and contributes to The Hairpin and NewYorker.com’s Daily Shouts. She tweets @celesteballard.

Funny Women

Celeste Ballard

Oct 27, 2015

FUNNY WOMEN #133: Ladies! You Should Talk Different

Speaking of emotion, which you shouldn’t, saying the word “emotional” out loud is the oral equivalent of running your tampon up a flagpole in the middle of a law firm.

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