Corey Duncan Stewart is a 36 year old wanna be writer working on a book living in Williamsburg, Brooklyn with his fey girlfriend documenting their relationship on his blog: THE GIRL I'M DOING IN NEW YORK. He's got twenty two tattoos and has had as just as many jobs, most of which occurred over ten years in Austin, TX. where he lived before his girlfriend found him laboring fruitlessly in the hot sun and brought him to the big city.
I wake sticky hot in the early afternoon to the sounds of construction next door, Rottweilers barking down below and Chinese workers squabbling as a Puerto Rican woman screams from…