Emma Barrie is a writer in L.A. She has been published in The Hairpin, This Recording, and The New York Times. You can follow her on Twitter @emmabarrie, or you can follow her in real life by Googling her address and then waiting in your car outside her house.
What does a girl have to do to get a hot guy's attention when he's with another girl shopping for linens at Bed Bath & Beyond around here? Not be dead for 30 years?