Joe Wadlington writes short stories and satire about dating, technology, gay stuff, and 2-for-1 appetizers. He's contributed to the New Yorker and Loose Lips, a satirical fan fiction collection out September 2016. He runs Drafts, which sends funny, creative, 5-minute writing prompts every Sunday morning. Sign up for Drafts (joewadlington.com/drafts). Follow Joe on Twitter (@Joewadlington) or in real life (somewhere in San Francisco).