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Joshuah Bearman

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Joshuah Bearman has written about CIA missions, jewel thieves, deranged private investigators, aspiring Fabios, bitter rivalry among dueling Santa Clauses, and the metaphysical implications of being the world's greatest Pac Man player. His article for Wired became the movie Argo.
  • Sex

The True Gauge of Success

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • August 24, 2010
Porn has returned to the streets of Baghdad, signaling success for Operation Enduring Freedom, or whatever the American military effort is called. Mission Finally Accomplished!
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  • Features & Reviews

Is That John Irving On the Cover of Time?

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • August 17, 2010
Or an ad for Vidal Sassoon Styling Mousse:
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  • Art

Autochromes

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • August 12, 2010
They look colorized but these images from the Albert Kahn collection are autochromes — the earliest true color photos — and besides being nifty and nostalgic, they seem to live…
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  • Politics

At Least The Republicans are Being Honest

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • July 20, 2010
…about being dishonest. This article should have been titled “Republicans Freely Admit They Have No Ideas,” since it basically is an on-the-record admission by GOP strategists that their mid-term strategy,…
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  • Other

No Meat For Sex?

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • May 31, 2010
First they said that monkeys do pay for sex, but only in a lab, and once they’ve been taught to use currency. Or maybe, it turned out, that wild macaques…
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  • Video

The Bearded Cage, or The Biggest Upped Ante of All Time?

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • May 6, 2010
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  • Other

Pimp Flow Chart

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • April 6, 2010
First, a question. If you were a proprietor of a criminal organization with a cliched (and apparently universal) flamboyant aesthetic, don’t you think that you might one day decide to…
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  • Politics
  • Sex

Joy in Eccentricity

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • April 6, 2010
Who knew there were still roving bands of dancing hermaphrodites and eunuchs? Even more surprising is the fact that hijira, as the gypsy-like middlesex is called in South Asia, are…
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  • Other

What They Still Carry

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • April 5, 2010
Susan Mullally is a photographer in Texas. Among other things, she takes pictures of homeless people who congregate underneath an Interstate 35 bridge in Waco. The portraits are of the…
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  • Other

Godzilla Haiku: Why Less is More

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • March 23, 2010
At first I was excited about this. Combine two Japanese cultural traditions — contemplative poetic exercise and atomic age monster from the deep — and you get humor and existential…
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  • Other

Just in Time for March Madness

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • March 17, 2010
I wish I had bought this: Only $8.99!
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  • Politics

The Best Detail…

  • Joshuah Bearman
  • March 16, 2010
The best detail about the Senate parliamentarian is not that he is a mysterious figure with a question mark for a head. Or that his last interview was 22 years…
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