Lindsay King-Miller is a queer femme tattooed fat chick who does not have an indoor voice. She received her MFA in writing from Naropa University. She is a regular contributor to The Hairpin and Muzzle Magazine, and her work has appeared in Bitch Magazine, The Toast, xoJane, and elsewhere. She loves terrible horror movies and Italian sodas and lives in Denver with her partner, a huge but still insufficient collection of books, and a very spoiled cat. Her first book will be published by Plume in early 2016.
Nick and I sat and watched movie trailers for hours, complaining about the buffering speed and talking like two people who have been reading the same things for a decade:…