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Luke Waltner

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Luke Waltner is a custodian, not a janitor. He regularly writes oral histories.
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Online Politics

  • Luke Waltner
  • March 30, 2011
“So what happens here is that we have a normative understanding that we should treat [the web] like public space—that you should have rights to speak, that no one should…
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  • Features & Reviews

Vladimir Nabokov, Butterfly Expert

  • Luke Waltner
  • January 26, 2011
Nabokov once wrote “Genius is an African who dreams up snow.” Now, about 40 years after he dreamed up an evolutionary history for a species of butterflies, gene sequencing has…
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Cows!

  • Luke Waltner
  • December 7, 2010
So, check out this interactive map of factory farms in the U.S. It shows the population density of farm animals by county.
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Odd Crime

  • Luke Waltner
  • October 15, 2009
There are a number of reasons to enjoy stupid criminal stories. There is guilt-free shadenfruede. There is evidence on which to tell yourself that you were right not to take…
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  • Art

An Epic, Three Year Prank to Try to Convince a Young Man That he is Destined to Save the Human Race

  • Luke Waltner
  • May 15, 2009
Piero Manzoni once canned his own shit, called it art, and sold it for its weight in gold. It was part of an early sixties backlash against the art market.
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Luke’s Caveman Link List

  • Luke Waltner
  • April 16, 2009
There are many theories about how man is separate from the animals. The most recent one is that fire was the difference—not in a Ringo Starr fights the other tribe…
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The Rumpus Oral History Project — Harry Ricker, Alaskan

  • Luke Waltner
  • March 24, 2009
It is -7º F outside. In his kitchen, Harry makes me tea. He is a broad-shouldered man with a prominent chin and a deep, smooth voice. He has been remodeling…
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