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Riane Konc

Riane Konc is a writer whose work is featured in NewYorker.com, the New York Times, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Reductress, and more. Follow her on Twitter @theillustrious and find more writing at www.rianekonc.com.

Funny Women

Riane Konc

Oct 25, 2016

FUNNY WOMEN #145: The Mother of All Jobs

Why do you think God gave you those narrow hips, if not for wearing blue suit pants?

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