Ted McLoof teaches fiction at the University of Arizona. He is culture critic at Rookerville, and his work has appeared in Minnesota Review, Bellevue Literary Review, Gertrude, Monkeybicycle, Hobart, DIAGRAM, Kenyon Review, Louisville Review, Juked, and elsewhere. He's been nominated for the Pushcart Prize and a Best of the Net Award. Follow him at @TedMcloof.