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Funny Women

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Funny Women is a column for literary, feminist humor writing by non-men. Previous pieces have been anthologized out of wedlock in The Best American Nonrequired Reading, Oxford University Press’s Humor: A Reader for Writers, and Reader’s Digest. Edited by Elissa Bassist author of Hysterical. Submit your funny writing here.

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Funny Women: Advice for Midlife Lady Writers

  • Jody Callahan
  • May 9, 2025
Do not use a frowny face when forwarding your manuscript to an editor. Do not write “frowny face” either.
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Women’s History Month Series Lineup

  • Elissa Bassist
  • March 21, 2025
March is Women’s History Month, and streamers will deliver new, groundbreaking series centering women. 
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How to Workshop with White People

  • (N)
  • March 7, 2025
Follow these other guidelines to write, workshop, and receive mildly odd to offensive critiques with dignity...
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Funny Women: If Editors Rejected Me How Men Break Up with Me

  • Christine Vines
  • November 22, 2024
“This magazine just needs to be alone right now.”
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A bodyless head in a pool of blood. The speech bubble above says "ugh..."
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Funny Women: The 7 Best Bloopers from the Literary Canon, Ranked

  • K.E. Flann and Emily Flake
  • July 12, 2024
Hoo-ya!
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Funny Women: 10 Most Anticipated AI-Generated Books

  • Ági Bori
  • June 7, 2024
It’s a book worth reading to page fifty and then regifting.
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Funny Women: Now Open for Submissions

  • Maya Afilalo
  • March 8, 2024
Ultimately, we’ll determine your eligibility based on vibes.
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Funny Women: Post-Diversity Initiatives in Publishing    

  • Dara Passano
  • January 12, 2024
#DiversityEverythingBagel
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Funny Women: Creative Writing Tips for Men

  • Laura Berlinsky-Schine
  • December 15, 2023
Delete all instances of the word “shrill.” Search for similar words spanning all parts of speech: shriek, nag, scream, screech, and squawk, for example.
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Funny Women: Query Letter for My Totally Publishable Novel

  • Natalie Schriefer
  • November 10, 2023
(The previous sentence demonstrates both my market awareness and my forward thinking.)
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Funny Women: Ways* to Get Reproductive Rights

  • Susanna Goldfinger
  • October 6, 2023
Click your heels three times and say "there's no rights like reproductive rights."
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Funny Women: Catalog of This Season’s Memoirs by Men

  • Emma Smith-Stevens
  • September 1, 2023
I spilled blood. Which is to say I wrote. Not much. Just, you know, the text you are reading. Right now.
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