Funny Women
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FUNNY WOMEN #127: Low-Maintenance
Hey eligible, employed, virile men of the world! Aren’t you sick of hot girls who are so high-maintenance… and don’t even realize it?
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Tonight! Reductress Presents: The Brotherhood of Women
All “Funny Women” readers are enthusiastically invited to The Bell House (next to The Bell Jar, presumably) in Brooklyn tonight. Reductress, “the first and only satirical women’s magazine,” is hosting The Brotherhood of Women, a night of standup courtesy of Janeane “Oh My God, It’s Janeane Garofalo”…
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FUNNY WOMEN #126: “Still Life with Chairs,” an Exhibit
As you tour this short exhibit, ask yourself: Which compositions best represent the still life: Fruit or modern humanity, fast on its way to being killed, eventually, by chairs?
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FUNNY WOMEN #125: My Almost Valentine
Also, when I said I don’t like Mexican food, I only meant that I dislike the way it tastes in my mouth and the way I feel after consuming it.
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Humor: A Reader for Writers
Not one but two “Funny Women” pieces are included in Oxford University Press’s Humor: A Reader for Writers: Erin Somers’s “Funny Women #99: Modern Vice” and Katie Burgess’s “Funny Women #102: How to Read a Poem” (only women whose last names end with “s” were considered, so…
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FUNNY WOMEN #124: Our Representatives Are Currently Helping Other Customers
Your wait time is approximately twelvefinity.
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FUNNY WOMEN #123: Cover Letter Template
I have been responsible for spearheading many cover letters to companies like yours, which stand out from the competition because the openings you have seem as if they might pay a livable salary, to me.
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FUNNY WOMEN #122: Five Disturbing Teen Trends Every Parent Should Know
Don’t rely on public schools or Internetting to teach your kids about the birds and the bacilli—talk to your kids about endodyogeny today.
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FUNNY WOMEN #121: I Sold My Software Company and Now I’m into Art
Building a really successful, incredibly efficient metadata-driven software company that changes the way we think and feel about metadata and making art are not that different.
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“Funny Women” Art Show
Near the bottom of every Funny Women piece is the note, “Rumpus original art by Annie Daly.” We believe in combining hilarious content with a strong aesthetic while promoting artists with ovaries. For a year, Annie’s reliably created beautiful illustrations to make…
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BinderCon: A Symposium on Women Writers Today
Mitt Romney ignited a feminist revolution during the 2012 presidential debates when he said, “I went to a number of women’s groups and said: ‘Can you help us find folks?’ And they brought us whole binders full of women.” Throw VIDA’s pie…
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FUNNY WOMEN #120: Notes on “Camping”
It’s been 50 years since Susan Sontag published “Notes on ‘Camp.'” Now, we imagine what she might have said about Camping.