Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

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This just in: The Japanese are better at clearing snow than you.

Yep, the dinosaurs died exactly like we thought they did.

The internet is running out of memes. Churches that looks like chickens.

Banana art is also a thing for some reason.

The most terrifying phrase of the week is “Brazilian sky spiders“.


Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays songs about dinosaurs, the end of the world, and how girls don't like him, with the band The Yellow Dress. More from this author →