Actually, there’s a scientific explanation for that. Rumpus events not only make all attendees smarter, hipper, and more attractive, they also give you temporary superpowers. That’s not red-eye: it’s laser vision. You definitely should go to one, if at all possible.
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Everyone’s having a good time, thus the pupillary dilation. That and/or the photographer is so amazingly hot that everyone “wants to go to there”
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Pictures include red-eyed demons; must really be hip.
Actually, there’s a scientific explanation for that. Rumpus events not only make all attendees smarter, hipper, and more attractive, they also give you temporary superpowers. That’s not red-eye: it’s laser vision. You definitely should go to one, if at all possible.
Everyone’s having a good time, thus the pupillary dilation. That and/or the photographer is so amazingly hot that everyone “wants to go to there”
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