Just when I was starting to lose faith in my city of choice, they go and announce a trampoline park.
The New York Times wants you to be all about container gardens.
Meanwhile, in England, Cambridge celebrated its 800th year, as all dignified people and places do, with a rad light show.
And if you feel like venturing even further, check out the new National Museum of Qatar.
Alternatively we can all just shoot a bunch of lazers into the ocean.