Tired of waiting weeks or even MONTHS for back-cover endorsements from recognizable authors? I, Mickey Hess, will blurb any book – that’s right, ANY book – within 24 hours! Just look at these satisfied customers:
J Robert Lennon’s Video Game Hints, Tricks, And Cheats: “If you are looking for a book of video game cheats, J Robert Lennon didn’t want to write one. Instead, this book is like some kind of reflection of your outraged self, via literary prose. You may think of Lennon as a sort of complex younger brother to Holden Caulfield, a partying novelist with a multilayered 12-year-old sense of humor.” – Mickey Hess
David Shields’ Reality Hunger: “This book has blurbs from Amy Hempel, Ben Marcus, and Jonathan Lethem. Despite that unfortunate problem, I am a great fan of David Shields, whose new book Reality Hunger is staunchly fictional and ultimately fun. Most chapters are only vaguely irreverent, but Shields’ theories still outrage and disturb people suffering through sexy television or waiting in line for a Broadway musical. Does it hurt that Shields did not ask me to blurb Reality Hunger before it was printed? Why pretend otherwise.” – Mickey Hess
There are plenty more where those came from, trust me! Authors, contact me today at [email protected] and LET’S GET BLURBING!!!
