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Best Petition Ever?

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Isaac Fitzgerald

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“Plaintiff has news for these slime ball, piece of shit, ass clown judges […] that think they are going to rig the system and railroad the poor and innocent […]–that is simply not going to happen in this case. You cock suckers are now on notice.”

Paul Hupp’s Petition for Rehearing is one hell of a court document (pdf).

(via MeFi)

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Isaac Fitzgerald
Isaac Fitzgerald has been a firefighter, worked on a boat, and was once given a sword by a king, thereby accomplishing three out of five of his childhood goals. Formerly of The Rumpus and McSweeney’s and most recently the founding editor of BuzzFeed Books, Isaac is now the co-host of BuzzFeed News’ Twitter Morning Show, #AMtoDM. He also appears frequently on The Today Show to talk books, and is co-author of Pen & Ink: Tattoos and the Stories Behind Them and Knives & Ink: Chefs and the Stories Behind Their Tattoos (with Recipes) (winner of an IACP award), and the author of a YA novel and picture book forthcoming from Bloomsbury. He uses Twitter.

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    mzza

    sure, who doesn’t love to rail against the state? but like many rants it would be a hell of a lot funnier without the unnecessary misogyny and homophobic slurs, “You cock suckers are now on notice. The facts of this case are going to come out, one way or the other. Remember that bitches.”

    Rendering him boring and annoying.

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