The simple fact that you are no longer an adolescent, shouldn’t mean that you are obliged to forgo the thrill of the sext. Thanks to Eva Wiseman, the techo-sexual generational gap has been bridged with her newly forged dictionary of grown-up sexting acronyms.
–>Ov8n
Come home, I’m ovulating
IIYX
imagine I’m your ex-wife
Calpol
I’ve drugged the kids
XIRFNF
sexual favours in return for night feed
MRP
MasterChef role play
TBITBV
that bit in the Beyoncé video
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To see all the sexting acronyms follow this link.
2 responses
Can’t WAIT to grow out of LMFAO and into –>Ov8n.
Got to say as an older woman I really needed some sex-life revival. My partner and I embrace technology in our relationship and now our libidos are revved up and now we only text when in bed, why talk after these sexting acronyms. So insightful miss Burnett!
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