I don’t know if this is the best place to post it, but Tig Notaro is the best person in the world.
This is how it starts you guys.
Rebel astronauts are the reason I get up in the morning.
Maybe we’ve been looking at this wrong, the dinosaurs had all sorts of things to be freaked out about.
For some reason someone graphed every known use of the phrase “is the new” from 2005.