If you are dreaming a lot about animals, you might get Alzheimers (and other signs).
Maybe aliens are just energy conscious. Maybe a lot of things.
So it’s settled then: Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids (yet)(duh).
Who doesn’t love early automatons?
Here is your vending machine based art installation for the day.



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