Make it a Ted Wilson Halloween

Not available in any store is the year’s most exciting costume: the Ted Wilson! Take this mask, pair it with a sweater, dress shirt, and khakis, and you’ll be the world’s premiere reviewer of the world. (Not really. You’ll still be you. It’s only a costume. Only I can ever be me.)

Download FREE, here!

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DISCLAIMER: By placing this mask upon your face, you agree to refrain from sullying the good name of Ted Wilson. You also agree that any candies earned while wearing this mask is the sole property of Ted Wilson and you shall make no claims upon them.

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Ted Wilson is a musician, good friend, and widower. His website iamtedwilson.com features all of his reviews (even the banned ones), exciting videos, a live interview with Ted on the radio, and interviews with some of the world's top celebrities!

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