Dan Weiss’s Morning Coffee

“Huh” is the universal word.

Today is a day for baby cuttlefish.

Don’t worry, this crab’s third eye is probably a conjoined twin.

Dolphin diseases are the saddest diseases.

Now let’s all pretend we’re at the 1900 Paris World’s Fair.

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Dan Weiss is a professional bookseller, amateur dilettante. He writes and plays in the band The Yellow Dress. He firmly believes that everything is going to be okay.

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